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The top 10 worst chat-up lines

The top 10 worst chat-up lines

10. ‘Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.’

9. ‘Have a feel of this shirt – do you know what that feels like? Boyfriend material’

8. ‘Is your father a thief? Because he must have stolen your eyes from heaven’

7. ‘Are you tired? Because you’ve been running round my mind all night’

6. ‘Did it hurt – falling from heaven?’

5. ‘You look like a parking ticket – because you’ve got fine written all over you’

4. ‘That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?’

3. ‘Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket. You’ve got FINE written all over you.’

2. ‘I like your dress – but it would look better on my bedroom floor’

1. ‘If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?’

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