Mishaps of Me – Where to Begin…?

“Well, the first time I ever remember being embarrassed, I was five years old, in assembly at school. After a lonnngggg, long assembly; it could have possibly be the special end of term one, which was exponentially long as EVERYONE seemed to get awards for something or nothing! So having sat down for the majority of the morning, cross legged and dreaming of the Monster Munch in my bag for play time, the end of assembly finally arrived. We were let out of the hall, row by row, year, by year.

For some reason, even though I was in reception, and year 1 should have been in the row behind, some of the year 2 girls were sat directly behind me. They were very tall, and seemed a lot more intimidating than they probably were. As I went to stand up, I completely lost control of my legs as they were so full of pins and needles, and fell face first in to the year 2 girls. But then still couldn’t get up as I had a classic case of jelly legs. I had to lie there on top of them for what seemed like an eternity, until my teacher picked me up, and told me to stop being dramatic! Crimson faced I marched off to play in the sand pit at break time! Looking back that was quite a tame tale of embarrassment, and was just the start of the many mishaps of me….”

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